True Story.

So I was down to my last errand of the day.

I pull into the bank with my mini-van and 2 of the 3 kids.  All of a sudden a guy in an awesome car totally cuts me off. 

I continplate ramming him, then decide I shouldn't do that with the kids in the car. 

The 3 of us walk in right behind the guy that was driving the awesome car.  Hes mid 30's, stylish haircut, nice clothes. 

"You have a really nice car."  I say with a sweet smile on my face.

"Thanks, yeah, I like it."

"I couldn't tell, because I thought it was a little reckless to cut of a mom in a mini-van.  Just an FYI, most moms wouldn't mind ramming your ass.  I mean they are in their mid-30's driving a mini-van and you are an ass driving a quite nice car.  So, long story short, the mom doesn't care about what her mini-van looks like as much as you care what your cool car looks like."

"Oh, umm, sorry?"  He says.

True story.