So I was down to my last errand of the day.
I pull into the bank with my mini-van and 2 of the 3 kids. All of a sudden a guy in an awesome car totally cuts me off.
I continplate ramming him, then decide I shouldn't do that with the kids in the car.
The 3 of us walk in right behind the guy that was driving the awesome car. Hes mid 30's, stylish haircut, nice clothes.
"You have a really nice car." I say with a sweet smile on my face.
"Thanks, yeah, I like it."
"I couldn't tell, because I thought it was a little reckless to cut of a mom in a mini-van. Just an FYI, most moms wouldn't mind ramming your ass. I mean they are in their mid-30's driving a mini-van and you are an ass driving a quite nice car. So, long story short, the mom doesn't care about what her mini-van looks like as much as you care what your cool car looks like."
"Oh, umm, sorry?" He says.
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